I think I should jump to MC now since the 1st part of the concert was not any different from the other ones. MC on 12th was actually harder to understand compared to 10th's one... I gather parts from my other 3 companies (since they are goooooood in Japanese, but I am not), plus my memory of order, and put them together. Oh, and Shingo stood closest to us during MC, and he was facing the other 4 members. So... I only saw his back for the whole MC, but I had a good view of Taku and Goro's face.
MC
(The dialogues below are of cux not the exact words they said, but those are the main idea)
After general greeting:
N: Shingo, did you go straight back to Tokyo for Iitomo yesterday after concert?
S: I went back to Tokyo today morning. But last night after concert, I filmed a CM here.
N: What kind of CM?
S: Well, the setting is a concert without anybody. No SMAP, no audiences. ***** and then I don't really get what they said ***** There was only ME in the dome here. It's so lonely. The filming lasted for about 1 hour. When I was back to hotel, it was already about 2 o'clock.
N: Kimura, what did you do?
K: I was watching movies.
N: What movies??
***** Taku named a few... and I can't remember the name!!! but all English movies. *****
N: PE shita? PE!!! PE!!
K: What? PAY?? So you are actually talking about the payment?
N: YES! I meant PAY! So did you pay?
K: It was paid.
N: You paid for it?
K: NO! It was paid (by somebody... staff??) already!
N: eeeeee~~~ so how was it?
K: Well, there is a listed program called "surfing girl". And I was thinking is it that kind of movie.....
N: (stopped Taku and gave a naughty look) Is it "that" kind of feel?
K: No, no, no. Not "that" kind. I was thinking it should be some movie about beach and stuff, and selected and watched.
N: yes, yes... Japanese? Western?
K: Western. And then.......
***** Taku put the mic away from his mouth. He talked about the rest with SMAP without the mic, so we could only see his lips moving, but couldn't hear anything. *****
S: ARRRRGHHHH~~~~ Kimura kun said CHIKUBI, right?
K: No, I didn't!!!!
S: You really said it! Kimura kun really said CHIKUBI, right???!!! ***** he actually used the word "zettai". He kept saying "zettai chikubi te iteta!!!"
K: No, I didn't say! Don't be silly!
S: You really did! You said CHIKUBI, CHIKUBI! You really just said CHIKUBI!
***** a little battle of Shingo and Taku... Did Taku really said CHIKUBI or not?? I wonder~~ HEHEHEE and Shingo mentioned 100 times about the word CHIKUBI*****
S: YOU REALLY SAID CHIKUBI!!!
K: As I told you, I didn't!
***** Nakai tried to stop this little "kid battle" *****
S: but he said it!! He said CHIKUBI like this in front of everybody. Isn't that weird?
***** and then they kind of put the mic away from their mouth, but we could still barely hear what they said (they did that on purpose)... too bad I just couldn't understand what were they talking about. *****
N: ok, stop it... since the audience could actually hear what we said.
K: really??
N: yes, the mic is not far enough
S: KIMURA KUN REALLLLLLLLY SAID CHIKUBI!!!!!
N: OKOKOK... enough...
S: but Kimura kun said CHIKUBI! Ne~~ Kimura kun, you said CHIKUBI, right?? CHIKUBI! CHIKUBI!
K: I said I didn't.... (no more energy to fight with Shingo)
N: (to Shingo) so, when did you sleep at the end? ***** smart leader! Changed the topic *****
S: hmmm.... Around.... 3.....??
N: Kimura kun?
K: 2 something?
N: so what did you watch at the end?
K: DVD I borrowed from staff.
N: and Goro, what did you do?? ..... TSUYOSHI! Join us!
T: I am joining, I am joining!
N: But you look like you don't want to join us from the very beginning.
T: No, I have been listening to your conversations.
N: Tsuyoshi, what did you do last night?
T: Last night, I was eating with Goro SAN.
N: HUH? You called Goro "Goro SAN"?? It's weird? Anything happened between you 2?
T: no no no... just a normal meal.
G: yes, with manager. 3 of us.
T: Goro was a bit late.
G: oh, sorry, I was taking a shower. Sorry for you to wait.
***** Then they talked about the meal... Goro + Tsuyoshi + manager. Goro got some wine there *****
G: Tsuyoshi was drunk last night... and he was on the bed...
N: ON THAT BED WHAT????? Tsuyoshi, what did you guys do?
T: ....... (thinking)
G: He was drunk and jumped on the bed. ***** Goro simulated how Tsu jumped. Kind of jump like a little monkey *****
T: huh?? I can't really remember about it... (to Nakai) BUT trust me! Nothing happened. It was just a normal dinner.
N: (smile)
T: Goro was late to rehearsal today.
N: You are still talking about Goro-SAN? Shingo?? Shingo was late here today also.
S: When I got the place we stand by for the opening, the staff was already saying "20 mins before the show! 20 mins before the show!"
N: No rehearsal?
S: No, no, no. I went to airport early in the morning.
K: today during rehearsal, I did all Shingo's parts. They were difficult!!!
S: Ya, not easy at all.
K: Shingo, you are well done!! And when I am listening to the album recently, I think Nakai does better (in live) than the CD!!
N: That is because the recording only took 15 mins.
K: 15 mins? You must be joking.
N: I know, but that was the time the staff gave me. I could only do my best during that 15 mins.
K: but to be honest, you are doing much better than CD!
***** Nakai looking super embarrassed *****
***** They started walking back to the main stage *****
?: Shingo, did you lose any weight?
S: YES! Concert is a good place to burn energy! But tamori san said my face is getting bigger. And you just saw my CHIKUBI, didn't you? (pushing Tsu)
T: ????
***** can't remember much about what the said, but Shingo kept scolding at Tsu and a few more times the word "CHIKUBI" was mentioned by Shingo*****
S: Tsu, you really never scold back to people!
T: ...
S: You never scold back such as "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?"
T: ...
N: Com'on. Tsu, scold back!
T: (facing Shingo) What are you talking about???
S: HAHAHAAA~~ no no no! not this gentle! You have to go this "What are you talking about?" (Shingo did a very pissed off face)
T: What are you talking about!!!!?!?!!?!! (with a very interesting pissed off face XD)
N: Tsu, you can not do like this. Shingo is younger than you. How can you just let him fool you like this.
***** at this moment, Shingo is on the stage left. It was Tsu next to Shingo. Nakai was in the middle. Taku and goro are on the other side. When Nakai was talking to Tsu, Tsu was facing Nakai, so that he couldn't see Shingo. Shingo was making faces behind Tsu. *****
T: (Shingo changed back to normal face again when Tsu looked back, but Tsu still caught a little. Tsu then reported to Nakai.) LOOK!!! He was doing funny faces behind me! (Shingo did it again behine Tsu)
T: (look back, caught Shingo making faces) Nakai!!! LOOK!!! He is doing it again!!!
***** and they actually repeat like this for a few times. Tsu was so cute!! He was like little kids reporting to mom that the younger brother is fooling around at the place mommy can't see*****
T: Shingo! Enough is enough! I am 2 years older than you and you are doing that to me in front of so many people in the dome! (tried to look very serious)
S: (kept making faces)
N: Com'on Tsuyoshi!! Go challenge Shingo! GO GO GO!!!!
***** Shintsuyo really cracked me up at this point! They challenged each other by making funny faces. Although they looked really ugly... but the whole thing became extremely funny!*****
N: HAHAHAHAA~~~ okok! It's enough. You guys can stop.
T: ouch... my face hurt... (covering his face)
Ya... Shingo fooled around all throughout the MC. First, mentioned 100 times of "chikubi", and then kept making faces! HEHEHHEEE~~ Shingo really has talent to make people laugh.
My sister (Tsuyoshi ichban) said she found Tsu was almost going to cry during Orange and Yozora on the last 2 concert she attended to. That night we focused on Tsu during Orange. His nose was all red!! His eyes were so watery!! It really seen like his tear was going to drop. However, it was Hana after Orange. He stopped the crying face and showed us a bring warm Tsuyoshi-style smile. Why was he crying? Is it because of his ex-girlfriend?? Poor Tsuyoshi...